One of my favorite things about Kate is her one liners that sometimes sneak out of her mouth before she thinks. For example, a few years ago she cut into a grapefruit for breakfast, and cut it vertically instead of horizontally. With a look of complete shock on her face, she turned to me and said "This isn't a grapefruit!", showing me what looked to be an orange, I assume.
Well sometimes her one liners are so funny I have to share them. Tonight at Walmart I had to use the restroom in a bad way. #1 was on it's way and I was dancing by the cashier deciding what to do. We had two kids with us, and Kate didn't have her wallet, so I decided to wait it out and go as soon as we checked out.
By the time we bagged everything and were on our way, the feeling had subsided so I just decided to wait until we got home. I breezed right by the bathrooms on the way out to the car, and Kate exclaimed, to me and the shoppers around us, "Honey! You need to use the potty!"
In all fairness, our 4 year is potty-training right now. I'll cut her some slack on this one. :)
I love my wife.
2 comments:
Kate definitely takes the prize for funny one liners.
Did she ever tell you about the braces? History senior year. It is still one of my favorites.
I love your wife too (not in the same way, though, don't worry). And I will confess that I use the word "potty" far more often than I should, even when kids aren't involved. I can't seem to kick the habit, after 15 years of kid-raising!
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